Evalyn

Evalyn is a hot short girl, always a good time. Everytime your with her you can't stop laughing. She spreads her love but to limited people, once you have her never let her go. Totally dude magnet and has guys, secretly, falling head over heals for her. If you have an Evalyn in your life never let her go

Omg who is that girl, she is so nice but hard to get?
That must be Evalyn

by 1notmyrealname5 July 2, 2019

to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home

oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it

by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010

Neon genesis evangelion

the best way to worsen your mental health and need therapy

person 1:hey did you watch Neon Genesis evangelion?
person 2: I want to kill myself

by Local Malakas December 2, 2021

Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

court evangelical

Court Evangelicals are Trump’s inner circle of Christian evangelicals who think it is a good idea for ministers to endorse candidates from the pulpit, have bowed a knee to the political power of the presidency, think Trump is a “baby Christian,” believe evangelicals have found their “dream president” in Trump, and regularly show up at the White House whenever Trump wants to say something about religion. The court evangelicals sacrifice their prophetic voice to political influence. The court evangelicals have put their faith in a political strongman who promises to alleviate their fears and protect them from the forces of secularization.

They are evangelical leaders who will defend Donald Trump no matter what he does.

Source: John Fea, Professor of American History and Chair of the History Department at Messiah College in Grantham, Pennsylvania, His Blog is The Way of Improvement Leads Home

Person 1: Could you tell me who some of these Court Evangelicals are?
Person 2: Robert Jeffress, Jerry Falwell Jr., Paula White, James Dobson, Robert Morris, Franklin Graham, Kenneth Copeland...

by Reverend Anthony August 8, 2017

Evana

She's taken for granted most of the time, you can treat her like poop and she'll still convince herself you're a good person, if you end up getting on her and side, you'll be sorry. You don't ever want to mess with her heart, she's a good person but can be a bitch when she wants to, she's for the most part innocent, but because of that, she's hard to crack, she's trust worthy and has a tendency to like animals. She will make you laugh by just being herself, she seems to say one or two word over and over again.

Look at her glow, she must be Evana.

by Spencer// February 4, 2018

evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017