Euphoria

A hentai which is sexy, confusing and fucked up at the same time.

WEEB NO.1: What's your favorite off-brand anime?
WEEB NO.2: Euphoria....
WEEB NO.1: Oh....*shudders*

by muthal bhaiya March 7, 2021

euphemism

A word people use because they like deceiving themselves to believe we live in a Utopia.

Mostly they're used by organizations and "considerate" people who don't want to offend the "situationally disturbed" citizens.

George Carlin, a comedian, did a great schpiel about euphemisms once. (A few of the following examples are in his speech.)

You should read it. It may not "open your eyes," but you'll realize how much we like to disguise our speech and blind ourselves. Disguising a condition with nicer, longer words doesn't change the fact that you still have the condition. Sorry.

(Note: Not all examples {e.g. black/white} are "conditions" or negative at all}

IMO, There's nothing wrong with most of the following conditions; they just warrant a euphemism because society can't accept reality. Many are unavoidable.
I just call 'em like I see em.

Nobody:
is old, they're elderly senior citizens.
is gay, they're homosexual.
is poor, they're in poverty.
is black, they're African American.
is white, they're Caucasian.
is fat, they're obese.
is a slut, they're promiscuous.
is crippled, they're handicapped.
is deaf, they're hearing impaired.
is blind, they're visually impaired.
is retarded, they're mentally challenged.
is short, they're vertically challenged.
is stupid, they're academically challenged.

I could go on.

by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Euphoner

A mixture of happiness while having a boner

I had a euphoner as a saw the playboy model walk by

by Marquandala April 30, 2009

pandora euphoria

When you make a station on pandora and it starts out as shit until you thumbs up and thumbs down the right songs and it turns into a musical heaven.

"Yo I was listening to my Sublime channel on pandora and didn't have to next any songs"
"Thats pandora euphoria right there..."

by rosiegirl August 6, 2012

Euphonium

The single most important instrument in the low brass section of a band. The players are often anal about the performance of other band members epically trumpets, and they are often the best players in the band.

Band Director: Thank you Euphonium's for an exceptional performance.
Euphonium player: It would have been better but the trumpets egos got in the way!

by euphsrock October 25, 2007

Euphonium

A low brass instrument also referred to as a baritone. Comes from the word euphonic, meaning good sound. The single most awesome instrument in the world, if not simply for the name. Most people don't know what it is and ask in their peasantish ignorance. These people should be smacked.

What the hell is that man?
It's a Euphonium biatch! SMACK
OW!

by chez man October 16, 2005

Gender Euphoria

An experience transgender and non-binary individuals feel instead of or along with gender dysphoria. A trans or non-binary person may feel gender euphoria by presenting as the gender they identify with and/or by using their preferred pronouns.

“I experience gender euphoria when someone uses my preferred pronouns.”

“When they said I looked like a handsome young man, I felt a sense of gender euphoria”

by KarsIsOnTheInternet December 7, 2020