eunuch

A eunuch is someone who has their balls cut off before puberty and possibly might not be able to mature their voice or go through puberty fully. There is nothing to be ashamed about to being a eunuch. They were found as far back as to the Byzantine Empire, and even Egyptians.

An example of a eunuch would be Justin Bieber, and he's not even from Italy, Turkey, or Egypt! He's from Canada! A Canadian eunuch!

by firstblockhhs March 10, 2011

Eunuchorn

n. a eunuch unicorn. A unicorn that has been neutered, castrated, etc. An impotent unicorn.

Person 1: Dude that unicorn has a schlong but no balls!

Person 2: Oh, that because it's a Eunuchorn.

Unicorn 1: I hate this. I have no desire to mate with other unicorns and my energy levels have suffered greatly.

Unicorn 2: That's to be expected; your nuts are gone and you're a Eunuchorn now.

by Chick-fil-a-changler November 17, 2010

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

by Elburno February 18, 2008

Eunichorn

A male unicorn that has had it's testicles removed.

Look at that poor eunichorn prancing around over there! It can't get any action...

by Arflahgha September 17, 2006

eunichcorn

One term US president whose second term was denied by voters, thereby making them feel as though America castrated them.

Trump got smoked in the presidential election. He is now officially a eunichcorn!

by Igeeee November 11, 2020

Eunice Baik

The wife of Ryan Baik.

Me: Oh, who's that?
Candice: That's Eunice Baik!

baik a cake.

by zimeng June 7, 2021

Eunice

She doesn't like showing her face but takes lots of pictures. She's so kind and loving that you'll start falling in love with her slowly, she's different and special, she'll never reject you if you confess to her because of how kind she is but she doesn't believe in love her goal is to build an empire not to fall in love so she'll make you slowly lose feelings for her and move on to another guy faster than you think because believe me she can never fall in love at least she's not really into commitment until she fulfills her goals .

She is a trend maker from her hairstyles , to her cloths she makes trends and most people are jealous of her cause she has a bad habit of stealing peoples boyfriend(DON'T DENY IT EUNICE) most especially people with the names starting with n, V, c (they better watch out and hold their boyfriends cause Eunice can unintentionally steal them)

The best part of her is her seductive voice and captivating eyes oh they'll pull you in so be careful when you meet a eunice because she'll give your heart a merry-go-round of different feelings .

But no matter what don't lose her she is destined.d to be rich and her kind-hearted, cute face is not something you want to miss out on.
She's more suitable with guys like luke , joshua e.t.c

V: Oh my God I JUST REVOLT HER
Luke: I just met a girl, and she HAS SOFT CHEEKS
Jane: She's definitely a Eunice

by *VENNY November 24, 2021