etsy-leptic fit 

Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011

etsuko 

A Japanese girl who is one of the best girls you'll ever meet or even the best! She's kind sweet and come's from a pretty wealthy family. She is loved by everyone around her, if you are feeling down Etsuko is ALWAYS there to help and cheer you up. Etsuko is beautiful, in every single aspect. She is emotional and sensitive she also gets hurt easily so watch what you say around her. Etsuko always puts others needs before herself she is an awesome girl. She's dedicated to the things she loves and would do anything and everything for the people she loves, not to mention how smart she is! She is also a hopeless romantic who always seems to find herself in toxic relationships, even after how many time's people may hurt her she is always there to forgive and grow from the situation. This girl is truly one of the best girls out there, so if you have one in your life consider yourself lucky :)

"Did you see the new girl Etsuko? She's so pretty! "

" Etsuko is so perfect!! I wish I was her !!"

etsuko by aphaea November 28, 2021

Etskovitz 

The sexiest name on the planet. Irresistable person.

"Mmmmmhmm, look at that Etskovitz!"

Etskovitz by Esshkieeyy March 23, 2009

Etsur 

your someone named Tetsurō Kuroo who just wanted to try the tiktok trend, welp. have a good day

o m g i t 's etsur ! *WHEEZE*

Etsur by K e n m a K o z u m e June 5, 2021

ets bots 

another name for xbox. some people have trouble with x's, g's, and some other letters.

dude i was just playing ets bots three sitsty, and my bid dit got so hard because i thought about the pit sits that asante samuel had last week! btw...your room is a pidstye. do you raise piddlets in here? you dithead...also, i have sets with girls all the time!

ets bots by ManBearPid November 3, 2010

ets 

end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.

ets by jake smith May 25, 2004

Etsied 

To take a common item, usually clothing or accessory, glue a bunch of ribbon, sequins, or rhinestones to it and then resell it on Etsy.com for a large markup. The quality of the item is usually so-so but unique none-the-less. Often used as an adjective in conjunction with up, ie. Etsied-up.

That sweater was just a $1 at the thrift store until she got it all Etsied-up.

Mary totally etsied that hairbow.

Etsied by lbferret October 30, 2010