Essex

Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly attractive female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar.

If you spot an Essex beware of the following:
1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players.
2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds.
3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing.
4. Has a known obsession with Chua's.

keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.

Happy birthday Essex

Essex by thunderbearxxx June 5, 2014

Essex

When something finally goes right in a stupid situation.

Wow I can't believe Kanye one the election! Essex!

Guys when my parents divorced I now have two Christmas's! Essex!!

Essex by Shlatt_fer_Prez46 November 20, 2020

Essex rush hour 

A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.

"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"

Essex rush hour by Chairman Mao's alter ego November 2, 2011

Essex High School 

The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.

Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!

Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.

Girl: Was it January?

Boy: Yes. Yes it was.

Essex High School by A girly April 29, 2011

Essex boy elbow 

A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.

Essex boy: Owright boys, im gonna essex boy elbow it down to the floor tonight!

Essex boy elbow by Rozzle January 17, 2008

Essex Junction 

a totally ballerific town/village/??? in vermont.
everyone there is pretty much amazing.

P1: Dude, that kid is so awesome!
P2: Yeah, he must be from Essex Junction.

Essex Junction by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM802 July 18, 2009

essex county 

Located about 25 minutes(15 if you're speeding) from Times Square NYC. Possibly the most diverse county in New Jersey. With cities such as Newark, and Irvington(both canidates for the Shittiest City In America Award)and affluent suburbs such as the Caldwells(Home of the Sopranos) it truly is a diverse county. Nomatter where you are in Essex County, the "Jersey Spirit" is heard loud and clear. If you are looking for a stereotypical New Jerseyer, this is without a doubt the county to do it in. Essex County also seams to have marked their turf on the Jersey shore slum/town of Seaside Heights, and practically makes up 100% of its population a few times a year. Probably is home to some of the best food/pizza and restaurants in the entire northeast, second to that of NYC. Essex county is also the largest Italian populated county in the United States, hence it is where the term Guidos began in the late 60/70's when Italian-American men came together and formed New Jersey Organized Crime. The term was used by non-italians to decribe and denounce individuals who identified themselves as non-workers at labor/work sites by dressing extraordinarily nice. Essex County. Not the nicest place to vacation, but not too bad s place to come from.

Guido #1: Yo, where you goin for "Mem. Day" weekend, bro?

Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!

essex county by Krone May 25, 2006