fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

Upgrade Errand

A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.

Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.

by Godlike Wisdom January 10, 2020

Errand

going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?

person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

Errand

A term used to say you're going for a brisk walk or jog.

person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to go run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!

by LeeMurr August 23, 2020

Erlands

Is the name given to those who are is Devine people. Erlands walks among us and are just filled with giving joy and happiness to others. Erlands is always kind but hard against unjust. Everyone wants to be around Erlands.

Wow did you see that Erlands today? He gave me a brand new car.

by Peter Parker 29 November 23, 2021

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019