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Vaginal Eruption

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.
Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!
by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011
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Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.
Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)
by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009
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white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 11, 2013
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Dry Eruption

A sexual act involving coating your penis in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your sexual partner's vagina with vinegar. You then fuck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the vagina like a volcanic eruption. Then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. After this, you engage in a Tony Danza. Good luck with your relationship after this

Originated by two crazy youngins in Kentucky. It is rumored that one had a hand in creating the Boner Howitzer.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave your sister the old Dry Eruption last night. She flipped shit!"

Guy 2: "WTF dude, that's extremely fucked up! I have to use that vacuum!"
by Bhowitz September 13, 2009
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Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
by Khayman November 7, 2006
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bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.
In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."
by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012
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Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable
The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.
by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015
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