Depresso Espresso

When your depressed but you are on caffeine or your hyper

I'm Depresso Espresso!!

by Emort Carg March 27, 2019

expresso

how someone who say aksed say espresso

Bruh when I aksed for an expresso she said they was out

by fattynooblife October 18, 2017

decaf espresso

An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.

"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."

or

"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."

by rudy noodles August 31, 2011

Empress Daywalker

A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.

Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.

by TimTheEnchanter274 May 24, 2011

EspressoChoc

a shot of esspresso and Chocolate together.

Are you having an EspressoChoc?

yes its espresso and chocolate together.
Wow glad you told me I was straining to figure that one out.

by 73yearoldman December 7, 2011

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

Espressophil

Someone who loves coffee.

Hassan Pezeshk's a espressophil. He loves coffee!

by hpez November 12, 2017