Emerson

feminist, vegan, loner, flat earther, flat chested, probably believes in multi gender theory, and ugly asf, probably has AirPods or sum shit

Why tf is Emerson here, I wanna diarrhead on her head

by Giraffe38 April 15, 2019

Emerson

She can be a fucking bitch bit she still thinks she's good. All she wants to do is save the turtles. She don't care about anyone. Or anything. She's flat as hell too.

Emerson? That hoe that slant came about your feelings

by XCuteAnimeGirl May 23, 2019

Emerson

The gayest guy you will ever meet. He is a stupid fucking faggot that has no friends.

Did you see Emerson? That nigga’s gay!

by Anx fjdhwkwufbduw January 27, 2020

Emerson

A smoking hot chick that dosent see herself for how amazing she is

Emerson is fucking amazing

by Jaydolf Shitler February 28, 2019

Emerson

A annoying person who iff is in your life and sings carols, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

emerson sings carols in july, but in december she doesnt

by LA SEBOCHITA June 26, 2018

Emerson

the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

emerson

Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.

Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.

by krakpusha March 18, 2008