Embrace Math, Exclude Myth

When the Trump’s campaign team should stop playing the political game by defending their boss’s false claim of fraudulent electoral voting in states where he is trailing his opponent and start admitting that more than half of the electorate had voted to fire the Commander in Cheat or Pinocchio-in-Chief.

As more mail-in ballots in the key battleground states confirm the trend that Biden is outperforming Trump, it’s politically childish or selfish for Trump’s allies and his campaign team to give him the false hope that he’d still win the election via frivolous lawsuits, when they’d tell him off “to embrace math, exclude myth.”

by MathPlus November 7, 2020

Embanet

Embanet is a slang word that originated from Newport News, Virginia USA. It is to promise to give your partner anything they wish of sexual desire without rejection. To forgo your own wants and desires for the sake of anything your partner may wish to pursue.

It is considered highly defamatory to break an agreed embanet so is often restricted only to those people that are in a close trusting relationship.

You promised me an embanet so remove your clothes and put on the Donkey mask.

Dinner and a movie? I'd prefer an evening of embanets.

by rosicky60 October 31, 2011

nominal embrace

Refers to a merely “in name only” type of hug that you give someone whom you do not actually have romantic/affectionate feelings toward, but are just “going through the motions” to be polite/agreeable.

There are various reasons why one might administer a nominal embrace; the most common situations might be (A) you are giving the other person a proxy hug as a favor for someone else, or (B) you are at a party, wedding, or other social gathering where “everyone is doing it” --- i.e., giving a hug --- to one or more “special” attendees, such as the hostess, "birthday boy/girl", the newlyweds, etc., or (C) the huggee is either mentally challenged and thus craves “cuddly attention” from everyone around him, or he is presently going through a rough time in his life, and thus he needs all the emotional support he can get.

by QuacksO August 24, 2018

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

God's Embrace

When you get high really late at night, turn your fan on, strip down to your underwear, crawl under a blanket and fall asleep watching Family guy.

Jake:Dude, I've felt God's Embrace 3 times this week
Lukas: Dude, I'm gonna do one tonight.

by p0ttbr0nies April 6, 2020

embance

anything that has to do with sexual interest.

Can I embance you? I've been waiting all my life.

by natamalee November 1, 2007

embrace the devil

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes

that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009