eleni the sexy

Me, for I am Eleni the sexy. I am sexy, the most sexy person ever. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTYYTYYYYYYYYYYYY

I also like anime and am free on 7 on Saturdays if anyone is interested..

Mom: who are you sleeping with?? We have a son together how could you, YOU BISH

dad: Honey, ugh. I’m sleeping with Eleni the sexy! The sexiest person aliveeeee UwU

by ThE sExIsT pErSoN aLiVe April 7, 2022

elenie massacre

a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.

"OMG do you see that hooker on the corner?"
"no silly, that's just elenie massacre"

by lalatitatalala April 7, 2008

Eleni Paula

Is a tall, thin, girl thats sarcastic and nice most of the time

Eleni Paula is my cousin

by 5SOSfanatic July 22, 2014

Eleni Louka

Eleni Louka is a very beautiful and gorgeous girl who will always make your heart melt no matter what. If you have a friend named Eleni Louka then you’re the luckiest person because really she is the best person ever. (Please rai l her tho she needs it)

Omg Eleni Louka is so hot and talented I wanna be exactly like her one day!!

by Sushhh March 16, 2021

National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day

Today, girls who’s name is Eleni have to send u nudes. They better be good ones too. No half tit picks. Full bod pics. FTB

Hey, guess who’s sending me nudes tonight because it’s National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day.

by ELENI DAY April 20, 2020

eleni

means 'light' in greek. Eleni is a shawtie that listens to lana del rey and lots of 90s/00s music. She writes poetry and nobody knows wtf it means but she's a literal goddess. She's rlly smart and funny and she's got a heart of gold. She's acc so beautiful and i love her sm

Yo, who's that short kween?
that's eleni

eleni is so goated

by Yappi December 10, 2023

Eleni moment

the act of assuming a conversation is about you when it, in fact, had nothing to do with you

originating from Harvard University student Eleni Dadian, a chief victim of Only Child Syndrome

Kat (*talking to a group of friends*): And that's why I'm buying a new computer!
Eleni (*entering the room*): Why are you guys talking about my laptop?
Group of Friends (*in unison*): Eleni moment!

by anonymous January 25, 2024