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row eighteen

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.
That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.
by chindonya115 October 5, 2011
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Eighthead

A huge forehead, often twice the size of normal foreheads.
Joe: Ahhh! I'm being blinded by the sun's reflection off of Adam's huge, shiny forehead!
Lou: That's not a forehead, that's an eighthead!
by Steamer August 23, 2005
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eighteenth base

Sticking your middle toe in the tip of a guy's penis while playing with his balls with your other foot
Chad: Hey, Jakob, I heard you got pretty far last night!
Jakob: Yeah me and Sadie got to eighteenth base last night! It was fucking magical
by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017
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One Eight Train

When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.
Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.
by John Ro$$ November 28, 2017
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behind the eight ball

In a bad situation, in a losing position.

The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.
I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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eighth

n. a 1/8 ounce portion of any drug, usually marijuana, esp. on the West Coast
"I get crazy, roll an eighth in one hooter" - Ton Loc, 'Cheeba Cheeba'
by LazyBlaze May 9, 2003
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eightiesed out

1. A derogatory term used to describe anyone/thing behaving or appearing like someone/thing from the eighties. ie. popping one's collar, excessive cocaine use, wearing of cut-off jeans (applies to males only), neon-colored, etc.

2. A term to describe the way you feel after a night of drinking/drug use.
1. He could only be more eightiesed out if he bought a pair of acid-washed jeans.

2. I had to call out from work today because last night left me eightiesed out.
by Wehtt July 30, 2008
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