egit

See idiot. Irish pronunciation of 'idiot' sounds like 'ee-jit'.

You are such an egit.

by James July 19, 2003

New Egypt

A town known as "Neegypt" by the locals in the middle of NJ that nobody has heard of and all the towns around hate for being full of ignorant white trash hicks and cheap whores. You will also still see Trump stickers and confederate flags even though they are from a fucking Union state. Legend has it that you can hear people in camo screaming YEE-YEE from the high school hallways with cowboy hats and boots. Nearly every person under the age of 20 is on drugs, sleeping around, or an alcoholic, and the high school doesn't even have bathrooms anymore since they have been rebranded as cigarette and juul lounges. You can find teenagers hanging out by the radioactive Oakford lake, Potters Square, the well, main street, or loitering in front or basically living in the two Wawas it has. This type of behavior then results in old people complaining on the town facebook page about delinquents. The town probably has more cows than people, and a loose horse or tractor traffic is not an unknown occurrence, and hunting season is like a second Christmas. All guys here in the high school are either wannabe rednecks or fuckboys that use the snapchat dog filter, and all the girls are either thots that wear nothing but Victoria's Secret PINK or trashy mudcrickets that will ride any guy with a nice truck. You can't keep secrets here and nobody can't keep their traps shut for shit, and most New Egypt kids end up working at either IGA or Six Flags Great Adventure, even though they all hate it.

This place is as trashy as New Egypt.

by hasta la pasta bitch January 23, 2019

egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Butt fuck Egypt

When something is really far

You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!

by Elena June 9, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

bum fuck egypt

A term used to describe any middle-of-nowhere, backwoods area, particularly one that is a long distance away. Derived from bumfuck, also used to describe a similar location. The addition of "egypt" originated in the Midwest, describing the "Little Egypt" region of Illinois, an extremely rural area compared to the urban Northern Illinois. See also BFE.

We had to drive all the way out to bum fuck egypt to pick her up.

by Mz. S September 30, 2006

egyptian pyramid

Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.

We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!

by steele80 March 4, 2008