when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll
by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009
Get the cincinatti eggroll mug.The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.
by frush July 5, 2009
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A huge bluntwrap made of 5 different types of marijuana. Typically made of Grandaddy Purple, Orange California Sunshine, White Widow, Grape Ape, and Green Pimp.
by Rockiroad June 26, 2006
Get the Eggroll mug.Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.
hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"
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Get the eggrolls mug.A nickname for people who have the name Everett. Eggrat is only appropriate for Everett’s who are really fucked up on the inside and on the outside.
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