elongate

To mispronounce names, invent words, or otherwise needlessly meddle with processes or terms in the manner of an overrated computer information technology instructor.

Denise elongated his name, adding three extra letters.

by GD April 3, 2003

elongated, fat penis

Alan Lam's head.

He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.

by JOKa August 12, 2003

efoygeh

1. a expression of enjoyment, satisfaction, domination, or horniness

this word is usually yelled or screamed

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFOYGEH

by jabari May 17, 2003

Ewonga

Word used to describe extremely intense situations. This word is usually shouted out by someone in one of these said situations or by someone under a lot of pressure. Can also be used by someone who is just very happy.

During an intense battle during war, Sid was captured by the enemy and held captive for a long period of time. As the foreign bastards interrogated him, he had to take a really big shit, so he shouted "EWONGA!", and they let him go take huge steamy shit.

Mailman: " Is your Name Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Jennifer: " Yes, i am Jennifer Love Hewitt, why sir?"

Mailman: " Here is a check for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

Jennifer: " Are you kidding me, this is the greatest day of my life! Ewonga!"

by SidMcFreewater November 22, 2011

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020

elongated nigga(s)

Elongated nigga is an expression with many emotions. You can use this when you're felling excitement or trying to act cool and add a little spice to your comment. *This expression is not intended to be used in racist way to offend people with a different skin color than you *. Mainly you want to use this to get out of an uncomfortable conversation by confusing your friends so much that they stop.

1No way! you elongated nigga(s). *situation when you feel offended and you want to change the subject by saying something silly*
2 elongated nigga. * you can simply type this to confuse anybody in a matter of seconds with no explanation*

by Fil iba great January 27, 2021

Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(

Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022