A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."
"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH
"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH
"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
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This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
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Throughout the Bungo Stray Dogs anime, Dazai and Chuuya make some very sus sounds. As a code name to not be sus 24/7 the fandom refers to these as ‘Educational Sounds’
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Get the Educating Gordon Day mug.An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:
If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models
Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:
If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models
Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:
If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
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