Egotistical

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual

by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007

egotistical douchebag

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard

by psychotic doll October 26, 2013

Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008

egotistical manwhore

My boyfriend (if I had one)
An egotistical manwhore is a man who dates everyone and everything but will never love you as much as loves himself. He thinks he is good at sports, rapping, making people laugh, and being sexy and the worst thing is he probobly is. This man is usually popular and if not he turns out to be that one kid no one talks to. My advice? Closest thing this man should become is your low key bæ. If you date him may the force be with you

It's not your fault hes an egotistical manwhore

by Ambrosia 886 April 27, 2015

Egotistical Brat

Someone always brags about themselves and is a brat

"Anna called Ryan an egotistical brat".

by Nicholas tutu May 26, 2018

Egotistical Twat

Someone who has an ego when they have nothing to back the ego up with and start being a twat about it.

ThatMadGK is a fucking egotistical twat. And cries when he gets told someone’s better than him.

by IXISZ May 30, 2018

egotisticular

It's a mixture of the words egotistical and testicular. In Persian the the equivalent for testicular is "tokhmi" which is used to describe something "shitty" and of low quality. An egotistical person who is also a jackass with shitty personality would be described as "egotisticular "

A: that jackass thinks he knows better than anyone!
B: yep he's got such egotisticular personality!

by Aunt Hetty March 24, 2020