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ecclectic

the less evident form of a hipster. They hold characteristics of a hipster such as going to cafes and bookstores. they also enjoy vintage shopping, indie and foreign films. their taste in music usually reflects that of a hipster, and is usually more along the lines of indie rock. ecclectics do care about how they look, but they also like to look as if they like to read too. they in a large part appreciate cultural events and lifestyles. they are the less extreme form of a hipster, and are very chill people who enjoy to discuss politics or music in general with a group of their friends over a good cup of coffee. they are usually in college or straight out of college until about their late twenties. they don't go to just any show in general, such as that of a scene kid, but rather they prefer a more chilled, laid back enviroment that usually varies between coffee shops, bookstores, flea markets, vintage shops, and local concert venues. For the girls, the makeup is not extreme, but tends to be more natural, and the boys usually wear tighter jeans. the boys and girls alike wear more earthy tones altogether and do not label themselves as hipsters, emo, scene,prep, or indie. but unbeknowingly, they might be a mix of all of the above.
the ecclectic kid grabbed the kings of convenience album after drinking a cup of coffee with her friends with whom she works at the vintage store.
by Jennifer refinneJ July 16, 2008
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Ecliptical

Odd: Very strange. Crazy weirrrrd, gottit?
Due to his ecliptical personality, he turned fag and never got any honeyz.
by Umathefurry January 9, 2008
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Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit
There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010
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Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.
What an EclipticIdea.
by Dave April 20, 2003
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Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.
What inordinate eclipticity.
by Dave November 16, 2003
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Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)
Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun
by JACKDURRRRR December 9, 2012
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epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
by b-man68 January 6, 2010
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