Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

edson

a total sweetheart who can always make you smile

Edson is a cutie.

by thehex33 December 1, 2011

Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Easton Corbin

Relatively new country music singer who sounds like the second coming of George Strait (one of the most famous and successful country musicians ever).

Guy #1: Hey, this is that new George Strait song, "Roll With It."

Guy #2: That's Easton Corbin, not George Strait, you doofus.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

Elson

The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.

Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 2, 2022

bret easton ellis

Godhead of modern American prose. Shot to fame in 1985 when his first novel, Less Than Zero, was published while he was still in college. The controversy surrounding his 1991 novel American Psycho brought him considerable attention, some wanted but most of it unwanted. His novels are characterized by their social satire, pervasive drug use (mostly cocaine), and the casual bisexuality of the characters. Other novels: The Rules of Attraction, Glamorama, and Lunar Park. Also published a collection of short stories, The Informers.

The new Bret Easton Ellis novel is out. I am going to go and buy it!

by Lauren Hynde April 21, 2006

eamonn

A man who is very funny, physically fit, and is rarely bored. You can always trust his word, and if he wants you to know he cares about you, he will make sure you find out. He may have a difficult time expressing his feelings, but that isn't an issue, because he is a very brave man who is ready to try anything. Even if it means hugging someone when he hasn't hugged anyone for years. Eamonn is a very intelligent man with many talents, and he is also very practical and more mature than most men you meet. He has most likely been bullied many times in the past, and is suffering a little now because of it. Despite the bullies, Eamonn is one of the best types of guys to run into, and you'd be lucky to find one.

guy 1: That guy over there is so smart and he looks so athletic!
girl: Omg he is so handsome and nice! I wonder name could fit him?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's my best friend Eamonn, he's awesome. Want me to introduce you?
both girl and guy 1: TOTALLY! :)

by jessieloves......paiden June 3, 2017