Excrementally

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

Excrementuously

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.

a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!

by Evolingualways July 28, 2009

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

Excritement

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.

Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.

by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009

rexcitement

(noun) used to define moments when royalty gets excited, especially in public. Rexcitement is marked by slight batting of eyelids, minor twitching of the lower limbs and an oh-I-need-to-pee-now! look on the face caused by intent attempts to suppress a very porcine guffaw.

Can also be used in context of noobs trying to live up politically correct social circles.

I could see Queen Lizzie burst with rexcitement when Obama's phone began vibrating in his pocket while she was standing next to him.

Yeah, he blabbers about principled decisions and responsibility taking all day, but the sucker looked pretty rexcited when the seniors offered him pot.

by loony bird August 24, 2010

sexcitement

a hyper lustfull state often cause by the injestion/inhalation of illicite subtances. In such a state of mind one will be oblivious to anything else around them apart from getting ones rocks off. To the extent where excessive chafing/redness/swelling or lack there of may occur

i got so much sexcitement from eating the green fairy's magical pixie dust i nearly died from pelvic injuries

by TheJollySatan March 15, 2011

excrementally

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017