E-tard 

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .

my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed

E-tard by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003

e-tard 

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

e-tard by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004

e-tard 

Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.

Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?

e-tard by Bearmike March 6, 2008

E-tard 

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

E-tard by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

e-tard 

one who cannot use email

Don't send Sally any email cause she's e-tarded...

e-tard by Sumlyn June 4, 2007

e-tard 

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

e-tard by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008

e-tard 

Natsha twacked out daily chompin the pacifiers

pacifier chompin daily e-tard chompin

e-tard by tasha is a twacker September 30, 2007