Somebody who has become mentally impared due to excessive use of the drug, ecstacy.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.
"Wow, you've become such an e-tard."
"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."
"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."
"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."
"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."
by OMFGIHARTU December 22, 2008
Someone who enjoyed the amazing and incredibly lovely drug called Ecstasy also known as MDMA, a little too much. And now retarded from it.
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "iiii giots a dee ploos in ingalalish this semesterrrr"
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."
apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :
they are special and believe you are special to them too.
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."
apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :
they are special and believe you are special to them too.
by fucksxepussies August 26, 2005
The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.
by Mixmasterbrad July 16, 2009
Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.
by Solid Mantis September 19, 2018
(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.
by Googly Person September 13, 2011
by Ali J December 21, 2004
One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards
The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.
by electro soundwave October 21, 2003