Dyskordia

Dyskordia is the most kind, beautiful, delicious, soft, intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's so smart, you'll do anything she says because she'll be right. You'll do anything for her. She doesn't like being in the sun as it hurts her skin. She also has the softest skin, making her cuddles extra perfect. In short, she is the most perfect being in the universe.

1: I've never really seen Dyskordia, but according to you she's really hot and sexy.
2: You're absolutely correct, she's the best!
1: Ok.

by xX_ILoveChristianToes_Xx July 18, 2019

Dymond

Dymond is very pretty and straight up. She is a lavish person and wants to be treated well but she has money of her own. Dyme is most definitely a ride or die type of person especially for her siblings. She has been hurt multiple times but doesn’t show it!

“Dymond”looks so gorgeous today!

by iamray March 21, 2021

The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

Dystonia

A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.

Why is your body all twisted and shaky

I suffer from Dystonia.

by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010

desmond

A person who is sexy, funny, super cute, wild in bed, a great boyfriend, and a badass.

Wow, Desmond you were awesome last night. Did you see Desmond kiss her yesterday.

by Mike Rand October 2, 2016

dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.

I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".

by KimmehG September 14, 2008

dymo

A person who feels the need to apply a - usually negative - label to each person and then treat them as such. Often short-sighted and ignorant, their preferred information resources are gossip magazines, entertainment celebrity shows and personal mobile devices. Named after a popular label maker often found in your local stationary department.

That dymo just called her a slut based on the smell of her perfume.

by john2 August 30, 2010