A NBA Player who would’ve been a top 5 center of all time if it weren’t for injuries and Kobe Bryant
Also known as Superman
Also known as Superman
Dumbass 1: Embiid is goated
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.
Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.
Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?
by KaiWild July 20, 2021
Get the Dwight Howardmug. Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!
by anonyous3 December 26, 2020
Get the Dwight Schrutemug. The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
by dksfan April 14, 2010
Get the Dwight Kurt Schrutemug. Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded
dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth
did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009
Get the Dwight Howard Stylemug. by geingiansdianw July 16, 2015
Get the Dwight Howard dipmug. by i love the office May 12, 2018
Get the dwight k schrutemug. by Itookthisname January 11, 2022
Get the Built Like A Dwightmug.