Douchenozzlery

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.

There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.

by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013

Bolsa de Duche

Spanish for Douche Bag

That kid just cut in line, what a Bolsa de Duche

by Tri-Tri October 6, 2008

douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

Douchenanigans

Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:

-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors

"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"

^^Major douchenanigans.

Also see: Tomdouchery

by FTAggie November 17, 2009

duchetard

when some one is being a duche in a retard way

duchetard: hey i just f'ed ur mom
not a duchetard: man you are being such a duchetard you duchetard

by rawr rawr steven November 6, 2009

Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.

Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.

by TallDarkandLovely May 8, 2011

Douchenuke

Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.

Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.

by Foofy! May 9, 2011