A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.
by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023
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by Cum Dawg August 28, 2023
Get the Ms. Dyson mug.To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.
"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"
by RVALDEN May 11, 2010
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by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005
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by TeamPrettyToes August 20, 2013
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Person: Hey Dayson! Are there any new plays going on, I really liked the Star-Trek one.
Dayson: No but there will be one this fall, I think it might be a Pirate one.
Dayson: No but there will be one this fall, I think it might be a Pirate one.
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