cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

by bitchuck September 6, 2021

Reef Diving

1. The act of spooning another man at high speeds

2. Acting in a homosexual manner, whether by accident or on purpose. Can also be used in the form of "Taking a dive on the reef".

A: What is Robert doing to Zach?
B: He's reef diving.

by annon.guy September 12, 2013

mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

by mrlock March 27, 2009

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

stair diving

A game created by the band guns n roses. it involves getting really drunk then taking turns throwing ones self down a stair case.
this game is played by true guns n roses fans
Warning: the morning after is not pleasant

Rocker: lets get wasted and do a bit of stair diving

by fencingdude September 12, 2006

driving test

The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.

Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...

by Dermin November 17, 2013

bush diving

Performing oral sex on a woman with pubic hair.

I went bush diving on her then in her.

by richardc020 November 13, 2011