drunkups

Hiccups resulting from consuming too much alcohol too fast.

"You have the hiccups!"
"No, they're drunkups!"

by kaboom & coco July 20, 2014

Drunkunhigh

(Drunk-un-high)
When you get nice and drunk,and get nice and high.You know,your sister becomes uber hot and you proceed to masterbate to a Big Bird action comic.

I smoked a joint and boozed up last nite!It rocked too because my sister turned hot then i spanked to Big Bird!
Drunkunhigh is food.

by pseudonympoofun August 26, 2009

drunksplain

Drunksplain, -ing, -ed. The act of drunkenly explaining something. This commonly occurs when an individual, while holding an alcoholic beverage, attempts to expound upon his/her opinions/ideas/experiences. This person will usually lose track of his/her train of thought and will never reach the point originally intended.

Tim spent about two hours last night drunksplaining his views on the state of marijuana legalization in the U.S.

They're over there trying to drunksplain to the cops why they were driving in the wrong lane in the middle of traffic.

by Gabsumptuous September 28, 2011

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012

Drunkunty

An otherwise normal human who acts like a cunt while drinking alcohol.

Cheryl went from nice and cheerful to bitter drunkunty in three glasses of pinot noir.

by tommyludd May 3, 2016

drunksplaning

When you try to explain something when you are drunk or have been drunk . Often exaggerated stories

So John was talking about how 2 girls took him home last And gave him a fun time. All I remember was John walking home whit a dog under each arm . He was probably drunksplaning

by #1drunksplaning June 30, 2020

Drunkulectual

An amazing idea, thought of while intoxicated. Most likely not remembered well enough to take credit for it.

That’s my drunkulectual property

by Miss Catty November 14, 2021