The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic
Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
by Farva May 1, 2004
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I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.
I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.
I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos
I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.
I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos
by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010
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verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition
- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition
-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence
noun: drunkstaposition
- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition
-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence
by interestedObserver August 20, 2009
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by Kymbr August 29, 2010
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I'm always rockin' my drinkstrap to keep my hands free while I whoop ass at beer-pong! My boy Shalluck was hitting that ass the other night from behind, while sipping a cold one, thanks to his drinkstrap. I can do anything while drinking a beer, since I wear my drinkstrap!
by Lil' Ray Ray May 1, 2013
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by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015
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Examples include
Jordan belford
whitney houston
Michael jackson
robert ford
Al capone
All well known to take large amounts of drugs on a regular basis.
Examples include
Jordan belford
whitney houston
Michael jackson
robert ford
Al capone
All well known to take large amounts of drugs on a regular basis.
I take Quaaludes for my back,
fifteen to twenty a day.
I use Xanax to stay focused,
ambien to sleep, pot to mellowout, cocaine to wake up and morphine because...
it’s awesome - Jordan belford.
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fifteen to twenty a day.
I use Xanax to stay focused,
ambien to sleep, pot to mellowout, cocaine to wake up and morphine because...
it’s awesome - Jordan belford.
Drugstar
by LasHeyGus August 29, 2019
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