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Cell Drone

a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.
"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."

The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
by Bilbster September 5, 2012
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Uni-Drone

The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.

1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.

2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.
1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!

2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.
by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006
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Starbucks Drone

A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email organicartisanbullfuckingshit@lolk.com
Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"

Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."

Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"
by OKWHATYEAHH April 17, 2010
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drone

pakistan's national bird, they are often found in areas near to Afghanistan border. they migrate from US!
SON- Look DAD, what kind of bird is that?
TERRORIST FATHER- FUCK!! hide ahmad you idiot that's an american drone!
by VALLY August 6, 2012
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drunchies

dude.. i just finished that bottle of tequila and i got a bad case of the drunchies
by Rach February 13, 2005
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druncated

When out on the town for a night of drinking and you drink so much that you forget the end of the night. Derived from the words drunk and truncated.
Dan: "Hey man how was the rest of your night last night?"
Grady: "I don't know man my, night kind of got druncated."
Dan: "Dayum son."
by DANIBUS January 22, 2009
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Dranexed

Drunk and on Xanax, really out of it. Wasted from doing a mixture of Xanax and drinking alcohol.
She is so dranexed that she is already passing out again.
by JWoFL March 18, 2009
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