Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
by lukta October 27, 2011
Get the Blow Driedmug. by Jitesh90210 January 13, 2008
Get the Air Driedmug. by malffi December 5, 2010
Get the dried-outmug. by Scorpion Chick December 20, 2008
Get the Dri Limug. When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007
Get the dried pineapplemug. The nickname for any guy called Laurence, which is derived from calling him Florence, which becomes flow-dry and then flo-dri. flan-dri can also be used
Nickname
laurence: hows it goin m8
other guy: wassup flo-dri
Insult
laurence: you are a bell end
other guy: shut up u flan-dri
laurence: hows it goin m8
other guy: wassup flo-dri
Insult
laurence: you are a bell end
other guy: shut up u flan-dri
by Owniginator November 1, 2007
Get the flo-drimug. 1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008
Get the Dried outmug.