Dr. Phil

What you call someone when they give you a rant about how to live your life.

Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*

by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005

Dr. Phil

a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.

I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil is a complex form of conciousness that exists at the middle rim of the observable universe, although it can be used in everyday sentences. But worry not, Dr. Phil is a peaceful force, so it won't mind

Aw shit, my friend dropped a big load of Dr. Phil in the toilet

by Richiebitche March 12, 2018

Dr. Phil

A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.

Dr. Phil is a diabolic person and not a real doctor.

by A great mind... October 18, 2020

Dr. Phil

An absolute chad.

"Dr. Phil time! Dr. Phil time! aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaAAAAAa"

by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006