Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005
a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020
A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.
by A great mind... October 18, 2020
Dr. Phil is a complex form of conciousness that exists at the middle rim of the observable universe, although it can be used in everyday sentences. But worry not, Dr. Phil is a peaceful force, so it won't mind
by Richiebitche March 12, 2018
An absolute chad.
"Dr. Phil time! Dr. Phil time! aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaAAAAAa"
by d.olphin man September 06, 2019
by Danielle October 12, 2003
by anal seepage August 08, 2006