by Sidelines February 9, 2010
Get the faker's dozen mug.A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.
The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.
by Narfmaster July 5, 2008
Get the tweaker's dozen mug.A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!
Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!
Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
Get the Hose Dozer mug.1. Unit of measurement: approximately 2 dozen, or 24.
2. A case of beer, traditionally of mid to high quality beer in glass bottles. A gentleman always brings enough to share, and a case should be enough to get a gentleman's posse buzzed.
2. A case of beer, traditionally of mid to high quality beer in glass bottles. A gentleman always brings enough to share, and a case should be enough to get a gentleman's posse buzzed.
1. -How many eggs should I get?
-A gentleman's dozen.
2. Could you pick up a gentleman's dozen for the party tonight?
-A gentleman's dozen.
2. Could you pick up a gentleman's dozen for the party tonight?
by ecnirP February 12, 2010
Get the Gentleman's Dozen mug.A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.
Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!
by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012
Get the Hookers Dozen mug.That jive talking cat short changed me. I asked and asked all week and he finally agreed to give up a dozen of them things but he only gave me eleven. When I asked him about it he said, "Well that right there is a beggar's dozen my boy. Beggars can't be choosers, don't ya know."
by bjinfo November 8, 2007
Get the beggar's dozen mug.I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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