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Downwards Cobra

the act of dry humping a females anus on chatroulette
Guy 1 : you know that kid tristan

Guy 2 : isnt he the one who did the downwards cobra with summer on chatroulette
Guy 1 : yea bro he is a pimp
by morning swimmers July 12, 2011
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downtardistic

A completely and utter fool. A mix between down-syndrome, autism and being a retard.
Guy #1: eurrhghgh im gonna pull this fire alarm
Guy #2: Omg you're actually fucking downtardistic
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Downtard

The name commonly given to ones friends/mates who proudly display the Qualities found in unfortunate souls who suffer from "down Syndrome" & their "Mentally Retarded" counterparts.

This term in no way insults the individuals who genuinely suffer from these conditions but is however generally directed at those who have no excuse for their lack in co-ordination & mental abilities.

Likely candidates for wearing this name can be discovered by observing ones friends/mates & watching/waiting until an opportunity presents itself.

These opportunities may be found on the sporting field, in the academic arena, walking down the street, or even when simply eating a meal.

A "downtarding" event is not easily missed as it is usually followed by fits of laughter directed at the offender or the feeling of wanting to injure the prospective "downtard".

If you are wishing to brand one of your friends/mates & are unable to find any solid basis for the naming of a "downtard", A temporary branding can be authorised even tho sufficient evidence cannot be supplied. This will give u a sense of achievement during your hunting, & will likely cause ur friend to contemplate lifes most haunting question... "am I a downtard?"
Example not required, Downtards don't hide themselves u'll know.
Follow your instincts...
by J... April 12, 2006
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downwards spiral

A downward spiral is a spiral that is going downwards. it can represent depression or a very bad time in someones life.
And it's a meme

Downward spiral.
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Kate: 'hey jack! how are you?'
Jack: 'not so good, my life is going into a downwards spiral filled with misery and pain.'
Kate: 'oh cool me too.'
by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018
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one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
by bretheren April 28, 2005
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downward duck

When a girl is laying naked the guy licks her vagina in a position in which a duck goes under water to eat, you replicate that except you go down for pussy
I was going so hard like a downward duck last night.
by peytonisbig January 31, 2018
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downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".
I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.
by naked_yoga December 9, 2013
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