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Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.
You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"
by Katy Dee July 8, 2010
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douchemous maximus

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.
Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."
by thebigredT January 20, 2009
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Douchosaurus Rex

By far the largest douche in its environment. Douchosaurus Rex is a fierce predator that walks around on two powerful legs. This meat-eater has a huge head and very small brain. Well regarded as the King of the douche bags and feared by all lesser douches.
That Douchosaurus Rex looks like he is ready to "throw down"...get ready to "bolt"

Yikes! look at the Douchosaurus Rex in the "wife beater" over there. They just don't grow "mullets" like that anymore.
by J-jizzles October 19, 2009
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dociousaliexpisticfragicalirupus

Dociousaliexpisticfragicalirupus is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards
Timothy II: Mom what is Dociousaliexpisticfragicalirupus?
Mom: HOW DID YOU SAY THAT?
by Dociousaliexpisticfragicalirup December 8, 2020
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douchiest

LSU coach Les Miles is the douchiest coach in college football.
by Square Mag September 21, 2006
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douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!
by MTracy December 28, 2008
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Docious

Adj. (Doh-shus)

Shortened version of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" made popular by the famous (and sexy) Mary Poppins.

Meanings:

1. Especially enjoyable
2. Uncommonly Impressive
3. Most Excellent.
Uses:

"Today was so docious! I got a high-five from Burt Reynolds!"

"Did you see Amy's new car? It's docious!"

Bob: "Where did you and Tracy go after the party?"
Edward: "We made out in her hot tub."
Bob: "Docious!"
by ChiefOsceola July 8, 2009
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