douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

douchetentious

Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.

It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.

"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.

by novabeatnik March 18, 2014

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

Douchetwat

A cockwomble

Jeremy is also a douchetwat

by Jackcrew August 27, 2022

douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

douchebonner

to have a bonner while being a douche.

"wow look at that douchebonner!"

by King Citrus February 21, 2010