douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

Doucheyism

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass

I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family

by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010

douchelicous

some1 so much of a douchebag they are a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

hes douchelicous

by holla March 16, 2003

Doucheoisie

A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.

Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie

by ELfuzztheheated September 2, 2010

Douchedip

A combination of douchebag and dipshit.

The guy at the lunch table was acting like a douchedip

by Talkindirtywords June 10, 2011

Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.

Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.

by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011

douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic

My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard

by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021