Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.
Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.
by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008
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by theInventor82 September 26, 2011
Get the douchebox mug.A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
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Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
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1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
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