doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.

Eh. I guess he's doucheable.

by tpoo July 15, 2010

Douchealarious

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

by ;b September 8, 2011

douchefaggot

An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person infront of there parents and they wouldn't care. Feel free to kick this person in the jewels as often as possible, as they never have any.

Person #1: "Aww dude. That Oleksandr kid is so retarded.

Person #2: "I know eh? He's such a douchefaggot!"

by Rendernator December 15, 2008

douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.

Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011

Douchefag

A homosexual man who for some reason thinks he's cool and is just like a douchebag (hence the term douchefag) but is attracted to men. All of his friends are slutty, desperate whores who give it up to anyone who will have them.

A douchefag defends his slutty female friends in all situations, even though she's probably majorly desperate and pathetic.

by kjsdklfaj March 19, 2010

Douchefag

A person that exhibits the qualities of both a Douchbag/Docher and a queer/fag simultaneously!!!

Wow, that pussbag, wannabe emo just tried to fight me...What a douchefag!

by wood9412 February 13, 2009

Douchefit

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.

"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."

by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009