Skip to main content

Douchecrew

Douchecrew is the most feared and envied clan on the the last of us on both the ps3 and ps4. The sound of the name wets many panties as well as generates fear into groups such as their rivals nicecrew, started by ex douchecrew member Lyndan. Douchecrew was founded by douchemasters Mert, Arie and J. in hopes to create the most vulgar and superior clan with the philosophy of "Only A True Douche puts Himself Before Others, UNLESS it is a Fellow Douche..."

For years this clan has successfully done both smack talked and taken craps on other clans with ease. First they appeared with a Facebook page, then a twitter, and now a reddit. Most don't even consider this a clan anymore. It is an empire.
Mert: "Hey J., Arie, check it out. Lyndan is gonna try to take us with a 9mm again lol."
Arie: "So why should we be concerned?
J.: "DOUCHECREW!!! TURN UP!!!"

*Meanwhile on playstation network

Everybody: "I killed Lyndan."
Everybody else: "Yeah, so whats the accomplishment?"
by Canadiankid415 January 6, 2015
mugGet the Douchecrew mug.

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
mugGet the Doucheberg mug.

douchebrows

Fuckboi extrodinair with funky eyebrows
David is a total douchebrows.
by Not douchebrows September 18, 2017
mugGet the douchebrows mug.

Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.
"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."
by JGper cussion October 21, 2011
mugGet the Douchebeep mug.

Douchebraggery

When a douchebag proudly brags about his douchebaggery (his douchebag behavior). This results in high-fives and/or "likes" from fellow douchebags, and makes everyone else shake their heads in disgust.
A: Did you see John's Facebook post about stuffing the waitress who wouldn't go out with him? He was actually proud of himself!

B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
by nw1979 October 22, 2015
mugGet the Douchebraggery mug.

Douchebrag

This is what you call someone, who is a known or obvious douchebag, that is currently bragging about being a douchebag, or bragging about doing douchy things. It will be very obvious.
The loud Chad behind us is bragging about defacing a national monument during a trip his daddy paid for... What a douchebrag...
by Ruinzifra May 13, 2023
mugGet the Douchebrag mug.

doucherella

1) A person or a reference to person(s) known to be a part of a collective of douche bags. Referencing the term douche bags to those individuals specifically seeking recreational use cocaine.
2) An individual associated with Sir Douchington, Douchasaurous-Rex or Admiral D-Bag.
3) The alternate name of Pedro in the little known Super Hero comic "I am NOT BATMAN" - referencing the alternate identity of the superhero "Doucherella" who is born when Pedro (the side-kick of the hero Senior Bruce No Esta or SENB) consumes or seeks cocaine. Known for the super power of being a cocaine fiend with the power of fiending (wanting more cocaine).
1) Adam, did you just do that entire teener? Christ, you're as bad as Doucherella.
2) John, quit giving Doucherella over there so much coke.
3) Hey Doucherella, what the @*!! are you doing over there with Admiral D-Bag, Sir Douchington and that Douchasaurous-Rex?
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
mugGet the doucherella mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email