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Corporate Douchebag Speak

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.
Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.
by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014
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arrogant douchebag

A person who is far too cocky, vain, over-prided, delusional, and happy and often considers themselves much more better than other people by many things, some obvious, some more subtle.
by Mr. TrollStone August 1, 2012
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Class-A Douchebag

When one has reached an unparalleled level of Douchebaggery, they become a Class-A Douchebag, or the king of Douchebags.
Kayne West should be promoted to a Class-A Douchebag after the MTV VMAs.
by MacMaster September 13, 2009
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dodge douchebag

The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge
That Ram just cut me off ! What a Dodge douchebag.
by Junkhead98 October 28, 2015
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Pretentious Douchebag

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.
by Chuck13s March 18, 2011
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front running douchebag

"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"
"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!
by tailgate chef January 1, 2012
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no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
by Bitch Puddin' April 3, 2012
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