Douchebog

A congregation of douchebags in a concentrated area.

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.

by Powergoat May 13, 2011

Douchebowl

douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.

Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ducti&#333;n- (s. of ducti&#333;) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of d&#363;cere (see ductile) + -i&#333;n- -ion

"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."

by K. Scott January 22, 2008

Doucheboat

A hot douchebag.

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.

by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010

doucheboob

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.

He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.

by doucheboob October 15, 2011

Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.

Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!

by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011

Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

by Holly M S May 25, 2010

douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"

"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."

by asefi October 3, 2007