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Doucheritis

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010
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Douchepticunt

1. Female version of Douchepticon
2. A woman who appears to be normal at first but exposes herself as a douchebag later.
3. Douche in disguise
Frank: I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
Dan: I thought everything was going great. What happened?
Frank: It was great at first, but she turned out to be a Douchepticunt.
by Brophessional December 29, 2009
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douchebitch

It is a compound word combining a douchebag and a bitch. It is really a mean and stupid person who thinks they are the shit but really is a little bitch
He is such a douchebitch.
by JackJustice12 December 3, 2015
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douchebitch

it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend
D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch
by jacks r us ;) July 6, 2010
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Douchepig

1.Faggot cops that will never give you a good break.
2.Ass holes who enjoy pushing you into door frames when you walk by.
3.A friend who just makes things worse.
ex:1. "did that guy just give you a ticket? yea... What a douche pig!"
ex:2. -walking happily by and rammed into frame- "DOUCHEPIG!"
ex:3. "dude did he just punch you in the face?" "yea bro it hurt like hell." "you know whats good for that?" "what?" "Dead Arm!" "....douchpig..."
by thatterriblechild May 9, 2010
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douchetitt

When someones being retarded and annoying
Shut the fuck up bob your an annoying ass douchetitt
by Pettywright February 3, 2017
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DoucheTitty

DoucheTitty is a man who constantly spends his free hours on iFunny to try and get coochie. He claims he is hilarious, but in fact, he uses old memes for a cheap laugh. He has an undeclared love for ecoochie, but swears he’s against it. Also Nutalie has a huge crush on him
A: Did you see DoucheTitty?
B: Yeah he’s such a cancer and not hilarious man.
by ummmmmmmmsure February 2, 2019
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