douchebaggery

one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.

one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.

douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)

non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"

by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010

Public Douchebaggery

When someone acts like a douche bag in public they are guilty of the offense "Public Douchebaggery"

Howard got drunk, pulled his pants down and curled one on the dance floor thus committing the ultimate act of Public Douchebaggery.

by wickedpete36 May 30, 2008

general douchebaggery

The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner.

John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do?
Andrew: Nothing, just general douchebaggery.
John: Understood.

by shoelock November 12, 2008

double-bagger

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

double bagger

A girl so physically revolting that in order to keep from vomiting in her presence, you need to put a bag over her head and your head.

That chick you screwed last night was a double bagger.

by Gieb Daddy March 9, 2003

douchebaggerey

A negative term used to describe someone in the act or acting like a douchebag. The act of being or acting like a douchebag twat dipshit bro

Dude... Do you see that flat rimmed hat wearing Bro shittastic fucktard with the emo pants. That is some serious douchebaggerey right there.

by MARK MACFARLANE July 31, 2007

Douchebaggery

The act of bearing more than one Boise State University flag on ones vehicle

"Look Douchebaggery!"
"Where!?"
"Over there! The dude with all the flags on his car!"

by Vandalism November 25, 2009