double bucket

having diarrhea & throwing up at the same time

Jim was sick with the flu he was working the double buckets.

by l3ath3r December 21, 2008

Double Birds

Two middle fingers given at once.

"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009

Double Biscuit

When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....

Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.

by IsupposeHey December 10, 2017

Serbian -Jew Double Bluff

Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.

"Nice try Kyle, but I see throught your Serbian-Jew Double Bluff"

by Baileys May 9, 2004

double back

to return to the place where you started from, usually faster then getting to where you are now.

"We had to double back to the car when Jimmy realized he left his keys in it."

by westman November 11, 2003