dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

Dotting

To hit on, spit game, focus your attention on one person in particular.

"Look at him, dotting on that one chick with the lazy eye the whole night. He must be desperate."

by mmeeeeooooowwww May 1, 2010

dorrington

a sacred character used with an other name to create a hot and sexy being. The word 'dorrington' can also be used at times of pleasure as an expression of ones feelings towards another.

That 'name' dorrington is looking at me.

by Sean February 18, 2005

Darting

v. The act of pissing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos... i mean c'mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself WHILE this said friend is passed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)

The following day you must advise your said friend that "he pissed himself, ALOT". Only until a few years finally telling them the truth.

This definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. AwesomerInc*

"While _____ was passed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the shit out of this one kid..."

"you darted him?"

"Yes, he was passed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. When he woke up we told him he pissed himself"

by AwesomerInc March 2, 2012

Donting

Verb: The opposite of doing something. Actively not doing what you are supposed to be doing.

"What are you up to?"
"Just donting around my house"

I havent gotten anything done because I just donted all day!

Lets dont the laundry, it's to nice outside.

by Cookie Cat May 5, 2010

Snorkel Dorfing

The act of sitting in a hot tub, or bathe tub, farting and then inhaling the bubble fumes as they surface.

Friend1: So guys how do you like my new hot-tub?
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!

by Dorf King December 9, 2010

doring

a mixture between boring and dull. Used when the dpeaker cannot decide which is more accurate.

"I saw dear John this weekend it was incredibly doring."

by Phatphredd February 9, 2010