Dortez

The perfect boyfriend. He loves unconditionally. He is the shit. Great sense of humor and stands out in a crowd. Boss. Money Maker. Laid Back. Sexy.

Everyone wants to have a Dortez!

by Mzyaya December 20, 2016

dirted

Western Canadian slang meaning to discard in an uncaring fashion. Also means to discredit, disrespect or otherwise judge unworthy of consideration. Likened to throwing something unwanted in the dirt.

Suzy and I were going strong until she up and dirted me one day. I never saw it coming. I'm gonna dirt her to everyone she knows ... payback's a bitch.

by Lornius December 19, 2005

darted

an alternative used for penatrative sex. often used instead of 'shagged' or 'fucked'

-guess what gurl, i got darted last night
-oooh get u! was he good?

by jenbob October 14, 2006

put your name on the doted line

to get get married to someone

i wanna put my name on the doted line

by me February 26, 2005

Dormed

When you leave your facebook open in your dorm and everyone posts status updates and messes up your reputation

Man you got dormed

by superduperwoman January 26, 2011

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

Dottedcom

Bizarre instance of dotting commas instead of i's

I c wut my i dot Dottedcom
Dot.com ..com ...com.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010