douchenbagel

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation

DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel

by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005

douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.

Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle

by mike short May 14, 2005

Douchenbach

Just bad people

"Man, that guy is such a douchenbach!"

by Angelikki October 18, 2008

Douchenag

Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

douchenagl

A german twist to the word 'douchebag'.

- What a douchenagl!
- Trolololol!

by jjjjjjjjdb October 8, 2011

douchenozzle

Like a douche, but more fun to say

God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.

by R eezy February 5, 2015

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018