Doomsday Striker

When you uppercut a dude in the nuts during that euphoric timeframe in between cumming and collapsing onto the bed after a blowjob.

For neutral evil characters only. Uppercuts during ejaculations or after are strictly for chaotics and lawfulls respectively.

Girl #1: Is that blood in your toilet bowl?

Girl #2: Yeah Adam forgot to take the trash out again.

Girl #1: Doomsday Striker?

Girl #2: Works every time

by SSG Divorce September 15, 2019

Doomsday Device

Doomsday Device, often shortened to Device, is a term used in professional wrestling to reference a tandem move in which one wrestler hoists the opponent on their shoulders so that they are facing in the same direction in what is known as the electric chair position, while another wrestler climbs the ring post to the top turnbuckle and delivers a flying attack on that prone opponent.

The Road Warriors (Hawk and Animal) execute the Doomsday Device on their opponents and win the match.

by LeBron's Headband April 26, 2011

doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.

The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Doomsday Device

A sexual position in which a relatively tall (6-7'1") male inserts his penis into the vagina of a relatively petite (4'8"-5'1.75") female and proceeds to spin in circles using the female, now attached to the erect penis, as a wrecking ball.

Dude I'm so glad we made it out of there some couple totally whipped out their doomsday device.

by the cotck August 20, 2009

Doomsday Clock

A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.

May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.

Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.

John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.

Or

For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.

by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010

Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.

"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"

by Buster Badger June 10, 2018

doomsday.exe

chad

damn, Chad is such a Doomsday.exe, Stacey is so lucky

by doomsdayexe June 12, 2019