Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

Dockrey

A girl who can't remember if she gets fingered in parking lots.

"Why did you leave the pub without saying goodbye?" "Oh, I found a Dockrey on the way out"

by RevHC April 4, 2010

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017

Donkey Gravy Room

A room or specified place in which a rambunctious or mischievous child is sent until his/her behavior is considered acceptable.

"I had to put all dees chillrun up in that Donkey Gravy Room 'til they get straight."

"Hey, honey. How are the kids doing?"
"Awful. They've been in the Donkey Gravy Room all morning."

by SouthernLiterature May 21, 2016

Donkey Years

When a person hasn't seen or done something after a large amount of time has passed.

Holden hasn't seen his estranged father in donkey years.

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Donkey Slop

When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.

Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.

by Mr. Slop June 7, 2019

Donart

Donart is a very funny guy who is very nice deep down. He doesn't easily get angry and knows how to keep calm. Donart can pull all the ladies because of this mindfulness and niceness. He is a loyal friend and will never let go of your back. His physical and mental appearance he puts you in a trance.

Yo i like donart

by ratatooie December 5, 2020