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Donker

Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.
Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!

They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.
by DrOctaviusWeathersby June 28, 2024
mugGet the Donkermug.

Alice donker

Lovely girl loves to fart subtly on top of men so beware. Pretty phat ass wit some nice mommy milkers n a dodgy personality that some find funny but some don’t
dang that Alice donker girl got nice tits but she farts on men
by aw5917042 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Alice donkermug.

Trans-donker

The act of donkey punching a man, causing his testicles to retract into his abdominal cavity; then quickly tucking his penis between his buttocts and flaring out his foreskin into simulated labia before he fully regains consciousness.
I gave my dad a trans-donker the other night. When he stood up he reminded me of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. He has not made eye contact with me since.
by I am FALL January 4, 2011
mugGet the Trans-donkermug.

Donker

A middle aged man who complains about doing manual labor, addicted to cigarettes and alcohol and fears dying.
Hey man did you see the donker crying on the job today" he was smoking up a storm, yet talking about how he fears death?
by Michael Dunham October 7, 2021
mugGet the Donkermug.

donkers

testicles, rhyming with 'honkers' as breasts to create amazing bisexual rap
"she got them honkers and I got them donkers"
by fishyysoup October 21, 2023
mugGet the donkersmug.

Donker

A Donker is a fatass cone of gorilla glue, or other strong sativa/hybrid.

While they can be smoked by a single person for full effect, donkers are usually split between three or four regular smokers.
Dude like I know I smoked a full donker, but this shit’s whacky tacky strong dude.
by Dethylmadehide April 29, 2019
mugGet the Donkermug.

donker

A baseball that is bigger than a usual baseball. Almost the size of a softball.
She hit the donker hard and scored a homerun.
by Nenothel November 14, 2007
mugGet the donkermug.

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